這一刻的江南，無論是身體跟靈魂，都在哀嚎??！
                
            
            

            
                    
                就特喵不該喝那個破雞湯的！
                
            
            

            
                    
                手里的小黃豆都快捏碎了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的夜淵則是眼睛大亮，看著手里的啞麻袋，一個邪惡的想法誕生了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                現在的江南可是遇到了大危機！
                
            
            

            
                    
                若是能在此刻把他裝進麻袋里，讓他在里邊“砰砰啪噼砰”！
                
            
            

            
                    
                多是一件美事的??？
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???口??)?“江南！江南！江南…”×N！
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的夜淵仿佛化身復讀機，點名器，瘋狂念叨江南的名字！
                
            
            

            
                    
                只要江南搭上一句，他就廢了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?ˇ?ˇ?)“啊哈哈哈！江南，沒想到你也有今天！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南被毒的吐了一口白沫子，直翻白眼，身體都開始打晃了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                可還是堅持不吃小黃豆！
                
            
            

            
                    
                這要是被套進麻袋里，自己就shi定了啊靠！
                
            
            

            
                    
                不禁磨牙道：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°? ? °?)“別高興的太早了！別忘了心靈雞湯你也喝了！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “爸爸的快樂，你等下也能感受的到哇！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我社死了！你們也白想活著！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵臉上的笑容猛的僵?。?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                =????(?益? ????)“你丫的…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                話還沒說完，只見其面色一黑，嘴唇青紫！
                
            
            

            
                    
                一大口黑血就吐了出來！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????●)
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵：？？？
                
            
            

            
                    
                偏頭看向自己散發(fā)的圣光，依舊是金色的！
                
            
            

            
                    
                副作用明明還沒發(fā)作，怎么會吐血的？
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己…這是中毒了？
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南猛的一怔，臥槽？什么情況？
                
            
            

            
                    
                讓我給罵吐血了？我有這么強的？
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且為什么感覺身體里的毒素少了一部分??？
                
            
            

            
                    
                冥冥之中，江南感覺自己好像抓到了什么重點?。?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                難不成…
                
            
            

            
                    
                (? ?° .? ?°)“夜淵大哥！當你覺得自己又笨又挫，屢屢被坑，一無是處的時候，別絕望！因為至少你的判斷還是對的！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵瞪眼：(′???)σ “你踏馬…噗哇！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛開口，他一口黑血又噴出了好幾米遠，面色泛青，顯然是中毒了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南：?。。?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                果不其然，一句毒雞湯灌輸出去，自己體內的毒素又減輕了不少！
                
            
            

            
                    
                難…難不成可以通過給別人灌輸毒雞湯的方式，給自己解毒！
                
            
            

            
                    
                把自己身上的毒素轉移給別人？
                
            
            

            
                    
                鵝盒？
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????)“這雞湯猛毒只有我的小黃豆能解！你根本搞不定！不過別擔心！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “現在你搞不定！等會兒…你還是搞不定！啊哈哈哈～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵面色奇黑，仰頭就噴出三米高的黑血柱！
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自夜淵的怨氣值+1007！]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自夜淵…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?益??)?“老子這就把你給搞定啊！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說著一臉猙獰的朝著江南沖了過去！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南嘎嘎直樂，一個瞬移直奔追著星澄吸屁的天線寶寶們沖去！
                
            
            

            
                    
                別人拉，總比自己拉強??！
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵剛想追江南，可突然間，他的雞湯副作用也爆發(fā)了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                渾身黑紫，吐白沫子翻白眼，倒在地上直蹬腿！
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻他可謂是毒上加毒哇！
                
            
            

            
                    
                而江南已經追上了胖不啦嘰，把著他的肩膀一臉認真！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)“胖不啦嘰～你一定是被生活磨平了棱角，所以才變得這么圓潤胖乎乎吧？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “如果一定要把你人生的價值定個數字的話？那么你只值五塊錢！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                胖不啦嘰：？？？
                
            
            

            
                    
                (●?????●)“我才不是…噗哇～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                話還沒說完的他臉一黑，當場吐血，江南直接塞了他一把小黃豆！
                
            
            

            
                    
                一只全新的天線火箭誕生了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                而江南身上的毒素又輕了一分！
                
            
            

            
                    
                其余吸屁的天線寶寶一臉驚恐，什么情況？
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?━=????(??? ????)
                
            
            

            
                    
                南神老大隨口兩句話，就給大哥罵吐血了？
                
            
            

            
                    
                而江南又來到了唔西吧唧身邊，拍著他的肩膀道：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?? .? ?)?“錢錢被搶，家底全光，還要給我打工，做不好還要被威脅扒皮，你一定覺得這樣的日子很苦吧？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                唔西吧唧嘴角一抽：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (￢?￢?)“您可真好意思說啊你？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                你以為老子變成這樣是因為誰啊靠？
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南咧嘴一笑：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)“放心兄弟！生活或許會讓你苦上一陣子，但只要熬過去，會讓你苦上一輩子的，苦著苦著也就適應了！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                唔西吧唧：？？？
                
            
            

            
                    
                _(???」∠)“噗哇～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自唔西吧唧的怨氣值+1008！]
                
            
            

            
                    
                其面色青黑，氣急攻心，大口吐血，眼神都變得空洞起來！
                
            
            

            
                    
                南神老大殺寶誅心啊他？
                
            
            

            
                    
                見唔西吧唧都被毒的吐沫子了，江南樂樂呵的塞給他一把小黃豆！
                
            
            

            
                    
                啟動火箭后，又顛顛的朝著瑪卡嘟啦跑去！
                
            
            

            
                    
                瑪卡嘟啦：?。?！
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?益?;)?“不！我不要聽，你不要過來啊你？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見其捂著耳朵瘋狂逃跑！
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而哪里跑的過江南？到底還是被追上了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的夜淵也掙扎著爬了起來，抹了把嘴上的白沫子！
                
            
            

            
                    
                看著江南身上的毒素已經祛除小半了，而且他還沒吃小黃豆！
                
            
            

            
                    
                這什么情況？難不成罵人就能解毒？
                
            
            

            
                    
                能罵人，誰想拉稀??？
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵怒吼一聲，強撐著猛毒，學著江南的樣子，逮到一只名叫歪比爸比天線寶寶，把著他的肩膀瘋狂輸出！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?ˉ?口ˉ?)“老子就~%?…;# *’☆&℃$︿！嗶嗶嗶＊＊＊…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一陣電報聲瘋狂傳出，在死亡的壓迫下極盡輸出，什么污言穢語都傳出來了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                希望能解毒！
                
            
            

            
                    
                而江南則是嘿嘿直笑：
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ?° ?? ?°)?“瑪卡嘟啦，別怕嘛，跟著我混有什么不好的？當星盜哪里有當我的走狗強？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                瑪卡嘟啦磨牙：(???皿??)?“別看我這樣！我也是有夢想的，只要努力的話一定能做大做強，我…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南挑眉：(??～??)“夢想？什么夢想？做夢時候想的么？你夢里是真敢想啊你？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “有時候你不努力一下， 都不知道什么叫做絕望！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “很羨慕我吧？但凡事不要看表面，不要看我表面上一帆風順，實際上你根本不知道我背地里也是一帆風順，鵝盒～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                瑪卡嘟啦：？？？
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(???口??)?“啊啊??！放開我！我要去死！放我去死啊！我活著已經沒有什么意思了！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “人間不值得哇！噗哇～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                塞了一把小黃豆后，在瑪卡嘟啦絕望的悲鳴中，又一發(fā)天線火箭誕生了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                而另一邊，夜淵摟著歪比爸比嗓子眼都罵干了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                可歪比爸比則是一臉淡然的扣著鼻孔，內心毫無波瀾：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (乛??乛;)“就這就這？還有什么要跟爸比說的么？繼續(xù)說，爸比聽著呢！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵：？？？
                
            
            

            
                    
                怎么不管用，話說老子怎么感覺他丫的在占我便宜呢？
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南嘎嘎直樂：“夜淵大哥！你這也不行啊？殺寶要誅心才行的??？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “人吶～“不逼自己一把，你都不知道你自己有多辣雞！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵雙眸暴瞪，又是一口老血吐了出來！
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自夜淵的怨氣值+1008！]
                
            
            

            
                    
                他罵的怎么就能解毒？我咋就不行？
                
            
            

            
                    
                殊不知，夜淵的初級罵人術全都是污言穢語，根本扎不到心！
                
            
            

            
                    
                身為星盜的天線寶寶們什么黑話沒聽過？
                
            
            

            
                    
                這些都是小kiss！
                
            
            

            
                    
                不光如此，還被江南毒上加毒了一波，夜淵已經快扛不住了，感覺自己隨時都會嗝屁的??？
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南嘿嘿直笑：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????? )“就別硬撐著了，只要你答應我不算賬了，過往恩怨一了百了，我就給你小黃豆吃！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “放心！大家都在竄！都是為了活命嘛，不丟人～沒人會笑話你的，噗～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間掏出手機對著夜淵拍了起來！
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?[]?(????)
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自夜淵的怨氣值+1009！]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ? °皿°)?“老子寧死不屈！寧死不屈哇！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然后強撐著意志，對歪比爸比接著輸出！
                
            
            

            
                    
                我就不信罵不疼他！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南則是一身輕松，眸光流轉之間，落在了奧莉維婭的身上！
                
            
            

            
                    
                不禁一個瞬移來到了她的跟前！
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭滿眼驚恐的不住后退著：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?ˇ﹏ˇ??:)“你…你不要過來的??？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                連續(xù)把好幾只天線寶寶罵到吐血，她還是第一次知道語言有這等威力啊？
                
            
            

            
                    
                不…不過只要我提前知道他想要說啥，提前有個心理準備，就不會破防的吧？
                
            
            

            
                    
                看我神明的耳語哇！
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的奧莉維婭瞪大了眼睛瘋狂預測！
                
            
            

            
                    
                下一秒！
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??o·(? ??????????? )?o·?“嗚哇～你怎么可以這么說我！噗哇～嗚嗚嗚～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見奧莉維婭當場暴風哭泣，整個人都被毒青了，瘋狂吐血抹眼淚！
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自奧莉維婭的怨氣值+1003！]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                她大眼中滿是絕望！
                
            
            

            
                    
                一瞬間的功夫，江南身上的毒就解了大半！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南愕然，自己還啥都沒說呢，她就自己把自己整破防了？
                
            
            

            
                    
                這么省事兒的么？早知道就早找她了了？
                
            
            

            
                    
                看來知道未來也不是什么好事的??？
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭不光是個危險預警姬，還是個好用的解毒姬來的？
                
            
            

            
                    
                見到奧莉維婭哭的這么傷心，江南一臉的于心不忍！
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是上前安慰道：
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( 。? ??)?“別哭了，笑一個！愛笑的姑涼，運氣從來不會差哦～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “就是總會比別人長更多的魚尾紋！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭：??o·(? ?????口????? )?o·?“嗚哇！??！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                趁著她張大嘴哭的時候，江南給她塞了一把小黃豆吃：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????)“拉吧拉吧，乖寶兒～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的江南一臉清爽，就剩一絲毒沒解了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是轉頭往向亂竄的泰坦火箭們！
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ?° ? ?°)“唔～尼娜竄的好像比尼塔慢了一點啊？這哪里能行？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是一個瞬移沖過去！
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ??～?? )“尼娜尼娜～知道自古為什么紅顏多薄命嘛？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                尼娜迷惑：?(┘?┏～┓?└)?“為啥?。俊?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                江南：(??????‵)“因為沒人會在意丑的人會活多久，桀桀桀～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                尼娜暴哭：
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(┘??┏口┓??└)?“啊啊??！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一時間仿佛點燃了二級加速一般，其飛竄的速度頓時超越她哥，成為了最猛的泰坦火箭！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南則是一臉灑脫的看著眼前的修羅場，眼中滿是救贖！
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?*?( ??? ? ??)?*?“危機解除！鵝盒盒～耶斯沒拉～”